Running Tally of Injuries Sustained Since Amy’s Been Back in the Workforce:
4” bruise, inside right thigh (Fuck you, things on top shelf I can’t reach!)
Blister from dull side of prep knife (Fuck you, 2 hours of chopping bread for croutons!)
Stress fracture, 2nd toe, right foot (Fuck you, efficiency and agility!)
Burn, left wrist (Fuck you, pizza oven!)
And this is only my 2nd week.
We’ll see if I can keep from breaking my neck next week.
